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20ft High Martian Robots from the Planet Venus, by The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra

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20ft High Martian Robots from the Planet Venus, by The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra

From video: The Bad Guy ft. Gloom Darkheart
Published: February 19, 2026

Video Description

The second of a double-bill piece monster release for Friday the 13th! A superhero who learns villains get all the glory. Lasers, capes, bad choices. No survivors! As always, thanks to the Gloom of Tutankhamun. You can find more of her magic stuffs all over the place at https://gloomdarkheart.com and @gloom.darkheart Grab from Bandcamp as the B-side from @ https://blake.so/martians Spotify: https://blake.so/martiansspotify Apple Music/iTunes: http://blake.so/martiansitunes Amazon: http://blake.so/martiansamazon More links @ http://blake.so/r55 BY THE WAY! We have a new website, https://gloomtheory.com Check it out for all the things Blake & Gloom related, and maybe find some secrets while you poke around! Lyrics: I'm like a superman, super strong, lasting super-long Biaaaatch Lala, smack your daddy with my super-dong Super-smackin super-evil-people that wrong-doing While chilling with my super-ladies wearing thongs doing Abso-fucking-lutely nothing you know why? Because I'm super, motherfucker, and you can't deny I got mad super-skills, given super-thrills downing super-pills, keep the peace amongst superville But do you see the towns-people praising super-me, yo? Hell no, they all be praising all the super evil people like super baby-killer and his homie super-duper-money stealer And super-drug-dealer, the dealer, and then the menacing Super kitten-killer, super-woman-made-of-steel-er So I guess that I can sum up what I'm feeling Is superheroes never get remembered over supervillains Sometimes I wish I was the bad guy Sometimes I wish that I caused pain Sometimes I wish I was an evil motherfucker With a plot to rule the world and a device that gets inside your brain So here I am in my super-secret base Super-torturing a super-villain, smack him in the face Make him tell me all the super-fuckin' secrets, how to be a super villain and a super villain being super ill and now he's spilling his guts On how to take over the planet with minimum damage So I listen carefully until he's done and then I vanish I got a lot of super-things I need to super-do I gotta make a super-evil alias I'm gonna use I gotta choose a super-badass evil costume I gotta build a super-badass, evil boss room I gotta make a super-powerful computer in the corner Calculatin' evil plans, and a superhero warner To let me know another superhero's getting close So I can use my super-laser, turn them into super-toast So I guess that I can sum up what I'm feeling Is superheroes never get remembered over supervillains Sometimes I wish I was the bad guy Sometimes I wish that I caused pain Sometimes I wish I was an evil motherfucker With a plot to rule the world and a device that gets inside your brain So now I'm chilling in my super-headquarters. Got a bunch of super-henchmen, unto which I'm giving orders. Putting all the other super villains to shame. The whole of super-ville is only mentioning one name And that's mine, because I took the time To learn to be the superest superhero of crime. And I recorded this track to let you crazy motherfuckers know what I'm feeling. I'm a supervillain I'm a supervillain I'm a supervillain Sometimes I wish I was the bad guy Sometimes I wish that I caused pain Sometimes I wish I was an evil motherfucker With a plot to rule the world and a device that gets inside your brain Sometimes I wish that I was the bad guy. Sometimes you gotta break a face to make an omelette Sometimes you gotta be an evil motherfucker With a plot to rule the world and the device that gets inside your brain. Bass, Acoustic & Electric Guitar: Blake Robinson, Vocals & Accompaniment: Gloom Darkheart, Blake Robinson