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20ft High Martian Robots from the Planet Venus, by The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra
Amazon
20ft High Martian Robots from the Planet Venus, by The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra
Published: February 19, 2026
Video Description
The second of a double-bill piece monster release for Friday the 13th! A superhero who learns villains get all the glory. Lasers, capes, bad choices. No survivors! As always, thanks to the Gloom of Tutankhamun. You can find more of her magic stuffs all over the place at https://gloomdarkheart.com and @gloom.darkheart
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Lyrics:
I'm like a superman, super strong, lasting super-long
Biaaaatch Lala, smack your daddy with my super-dong
Super-smackin super-evil-people that wrong-doing
While chilling with my super-ladies wearing thongs doing
Abso-fucking-lutely nothing you know why?
Because I'm super, motherfucker, and you can't deny
I got mad super-skills, given super-thrills
downing super-pills, keep the peace amongst superville
But do you see the towns-people praising super-me, yo?
Hell no, they all be praising all the super evil
people like super baby-killer and his homie super-duper-money stealer
And super-drug-dealer, the dealer, and then the menacing
Super kitten-killer, super-woman-made-of-steel-er
So I guess that I can sum up what I'm feeling
Is superheroes never get remembered over supervillains
Sometimes I wish I was the bad guy
Sometimes I wish that I caused pain
Sometimes I wish I was an evil motherfucker
With a plot to rule the world and a device that gets inside your brain
So here I am in my super-secret base
Super-torturing a super-villain, smack him in the face
Make him tell me all the super-fuckin' secrets, how to be a super villain
and a super villain being super ill and now he's spilling his guts
On how to take over the planet with minimum damage
So I listen carefully until he's done and then I vanish
I got a lot of super-things I need to super-do
I gotta make a super-evil alias I'm gonna use
I gotta choose a super-badass evil costume
I gotta build a super-badass, evil boss room
I gotta make a super-powerful computer in the corner
Calculatin' evil plans, and a superhero warner
To let me know another superhero's getting close
So I can use my super-laser, turn them into super-toast
So I guess that I can sum up what I'm feeling
Is superheroes never get remembered over supervillains
Sometimes I wish I was the bad guy
Sometimes I wish that I caused pain
Sometimes I wish I was an evil motherfucker
With a plot to rule the world and a device that gets inside your brain
So now I'm chilling in my super-headquarters.
Got a bunch of super-henchmen, unto which I'm giving orders.
Putting all the other super villains to shame.
The whole of super-ville is only mentioning one name
And that's mine, because I took the time
To learn to be the superest superhero of crime.
And I recorded this track to let you crazy motherfuckers know what I'm feeling.
I'm a supervillain
I'm a supervillain
I'm a supervillain
Sometimes I wish I was the bad guy
Sometimes I wish that I caused pain
Sometimes I wish I was an evil motherfucker
With a plot to rule the world and a device that gets inside your brain
Sometimes I wish that I was the bad guy.
Sometimes you gotta break a face to make an omelette
Sometimes you gotta be an evil motherfucker
With a plot to rule the world and the device that gets inside your brain.
Bass, Acoustic & Electric Guitar: Blake Robinson,
Vocals & Accompaniment: Gloom Darkheart, Blake Robinson