Miyoo Mini Plus Portable Game Console

Turns out “retro” technically means new things pretending to be old. So today we’re playing some modern games that are more retro than actual retro games. Which kinda feels like the dictionary is messing with us. ╔═─────────────── ◎ ───────────────═╗ 🧙‍♂️ TECHDWEEB // LVL 99 RETRO WEIRDO ╚═─────────────── ◎ ───────────────═╝ You are now under the protection of the Dweeb Ward. Take this root beer for your journey, and proceed with caution and lusty menu music. ༺ SOCIAL LINKS ༻ The map to all known dweeb-locations: 🔗 https://techdweeb.straw.page/ ༺ SHOP HERE TO SUPPORT MY WORK (please?) ༻ Acquire dusty relics and trinkets via my unassuming storefront: 🛒 https://amzn.to/3vWVZ4E ༺ MY GEAR ༻ The fabled tools of my daily grind: 📸 Camera ............... https://amzn.to/3CJVaDh ⌨️ Keyboard ............. https://amzn.to/3OhKIpt 💻 Mini PC .............. https://amzn.to/45HhpWV 🖥️ Monitor .............. https://amzn.to/3S0LSqm 🎮 PC Controller ........ https://amzn.to/4ecPQGS 🕹️ Retro Controller ..... https://amzn.to/4ecPQGS 📟 Retro Handheld ....... https://bit.ly/MMPlusLITNXT ༺ PATREON ༻ Join the circle of noble patrons and support the madness: 💰 https://www.patreon.com/TechDweeb Receive +2 respect from the Dusty Game Society. ༺ BECOME A CHANNEL MEMBER ༻ Unlock noble status and receive ancient blessings: 👑 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRaK4A7yi4ZELCLUjdP_pg/join Includes a shiny badge, rare emotes, and priority responses from your benevolent game master. ༺ DISCORD ༻ Gather ye all at the Dweeb Tavern: 💬 https://discord.gg/RfhFFcvazY Trade tales, share scrolls, and be weird with fellow adventurers. ༺ 📖CHAPTERS ༻ 00:00 HUH HUH 00:34 Definitions are dumb 02:15 Double Dragon Gaiden 03:25 Abathor 04:28 Strikey Sisters 05:44 The Darkside Detective 06:51 Dread Delusion 07:57 McPixel 3 09:11 Easy Delivery Co. 10:38 UnMetal 11:58 Lunark 13:23 Angry Video Game Nerd 8-Bit 15:04 Wrap up